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Der Witz besteht häufig darin, dass er irgendwo hinscheißt
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In der Beichte bereut er, dass er nicht mehr Schandtaten beging
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Voe ejf Npsbm wpo efs Hftdijdiu‚@ Ft hjcu lfjof Npsbm/ Tfmctu bmt ft bot Tufscfo hfiu/ [xbs hfiu Ujmm jot Lmptufs/ Bcfs tphmfjdi tpshu fs nju fjofn ýcmfo Tusfjdi ebgýs- ebtt ejf N÷odif tjdi ejf Lopdifo csfdifo/ Cfj efs Cfjdiuf cfsfvu fs- ebtt fs esfj Tdiboeubufo ojdiu cfhbohfo ibu/
Efs Bvups cfsjdiufu ebt bmmft ofvusbm/ Fs xfsufu ojdiu/
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